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Portfolio Roast — Share the Carnage
Get a brutally honest AI roast of your portfolio, then share the result with a public link and auto-generated image.
Apr 17, 2026
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Your portfolio is now roastable. Click the Roast button on your portfolio and an AI judge will tear it apart — concentration risk, shitcoin exposure, stablecoin cowardice, over-optimistic theses — no punches pulled.
How it works:
- One-click roast: analyzes your real holdings and writes a personalized takedown
- Share link: each roast gets its own public page with an auto-generated preview image for Twitter/Discord
- Safe to share: your exact balances are never exposed — just the allocation patterns and the verdict
Find it on the Portfolio page — there's a Roast My Portfolio button near the top. Best shared with friends who also think their bags are going to make it.