Free Crypto Tools
Tools Menno built to help you invest smarter. Use them free, no signup required.
Portfolio & Strategy
DCA Simulator
Backtest dollar-cost averaging strategies on any crypto over any time period.
DCA Scenarios
Viral DCA scenarios — see what happened if you DCA'd Bitcoin, Ethereum & more.
Crypto Health Check
Score your portfolio habits across 10 dimensions and get a personalised action plan.
Roast My Portfolio
Paste your holdings and get a concentration, risk-buffer, and next-action audit.
Altcoin Rules Framework
Multi-indicator scoring system Menno uses to evaluate every coin before buying.
AI Coin Scanner
Instant AI verdict on any coin based on your risk style, time horizon, and current market context.
Crypto Profit Calculator
Enter buy price, sell price, amount, and fees to see your ROI, total gain, and break-even price.
Crypto Converter
Convert major crypto pairs at live rates, and see which coin currently looks stronger to hold.
Your Crypto Lifetime
Set your age and assumptions, and see how many market windows fit in the years you invest across.
Bitcoin Charts & Cycles
Bitcoin Cycle Map
Every Bitcoin cycle stacked on one chart, so you can see where this one stands.
Bitcoin Rainbow Chart
Bitcoin's long-term price bands on a log scale, from fire sale to bubble territory.
Is This 2019 or 2022?
Live scoreboard that compares the current Bitcoin drop with 2019's mid-cycle pause and 2022's bear. Not a forecast.
Cycle vs. Liquidity
Visual essay: does Bitcoin follow its 4-year cycle, or macro liquidity? Watch the chart build the argument.
Altcoin Season Index
Is it altcoin season right now? The index in plain English, plus the leading signals it misses.
Risk & Safety
Risk Wave
Live Bitcoin risk indicator scoring 0-100. Know when to buy, hold, or take profits — math-based, not sentiment.
Crypto Risk Hub
The Crypto Risk Index, Risk Wave, and a practical risk framework in one place.
Alpha Map
Interactive crypto bubble chart — every coin sized by market-cap rank, colored by Alpha Score.
Fear & Greed Index
Real-time market sentiment gauge — know when the market is greedy or fearful.
Fear & Greed Backtester
Test simple buy-fear and sell-greed rules on historical BTC data with one free run.
Scam Check
Verify any crypto project, team, or token contract against known scam patterns.
Bear Market Checklist
12-point checklist to protect your portfolio when the market turns.
Indicators & Proof
Indicator Scoreboard
Bitcoin cycle indicators ranked and backtested against every major top and bottom since 2013.
AI Bottom Scoreboard
Every bottom indicator called on FOMO Factory, blind-tested against three frontier AI models.
Indicator Challenge
Real money: 7 Bitcoin DCA strategies running side by side on-chain, against flat DCA.
Time Machine
Travel back through Bitcoin history and trade an indicator blind. Two free runs.
Self-Assessment & Reading
Strategy Builder
6-question portfolio audit that maps you to the strategy setup that fits you best.
Investor Type Quiz
5-minute quiz to discover your investor profile and the right strategy for you.
Daily Alpha Drop
One focused crypto market read every morning, grounded in live BTC price and Fear & Greed data.
Weekly Alpha Sample
Free taste of the weekly premium report — see how Menno breaks down the market.
How the tools fit together
Pick the tool for today, then read the workflow behind it.
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